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Property Website
Accommodating your Audience
Too Slow Advertising Mistakes
Property Advertising
Advertising your property business on line successfully
depends on a number of factors. Your hosting package will include
a certain amount of bandwidth that you may not exceed without incurring
further charges. One of the most effective ways of wasting bandwidth
is to bloat property graphics.
Here is the key to wasting bandwidth.
Put Static into the picture. The extra "colours"
will add to the size of the image.
Breaking up solid portions of colour is also a
good way of adding size.
If you can't add static, use lots of drop shadows (of different
colour).
Take a large image and display it as a smaller
one, by altering the width and height tags.
Render an image at a higher dpi than necessary.
Remember that if the image also serves no purpose.
So much the better.
Big logos scanned off letterheads and scanned
brochure pages are ideal, especially if they are on every page and
need to be repeatedly downloaded..
Choose heavy animated gif's to really slow things
up
Use undefined meta tags
Another useful way of wasting bandwidth that is
often overlooked is to inflate the HTML of the page. Text can also
eat up bandwidth.
Use counters so that only you will get a kick
out of how much bandwidth you are wasting.
Have banners on your page. Everyone loves banners
Hide large portions of text within the HTML document.
Be very verbose, and describe things to the smallest
detail. This will add to the overall bulk of your document.
Here are a few favourites:
- how to make a ball bounce
- why the sun is hot
- why water is wet
this table of measurements is really really really
interesting
This page will occasionally be updated to reflect
newer more usefull ways of wasting bandwidth.
If you need further ideas on how to waste bandwidth
why not have a look through The Useless Ring,
'The WWW's Premier Useless Homepages! A BIG WASTE
OF TIME!'
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